Liebe Freund:innen,

wer hätte es denn für möglich gehalten, dass wir einmal im Jahr 2024 landen und mit Euch zusammen ein Scheiße Jubiläum feiern?

Ja, ihr habt richtig gelesen! 

Scheiße by Schamoni, die trendige Lifestylemarke, die gleichermaßen von Influenzer:innen, Modefreaks, Filmschaffenden, Künstler:innen, Architekt:innen, Anwält:innen und Profi-Sportler:innen (just to name a few) geliebt, geachtet und abgöttisch verehrt wird - nun endlich das stolze Alter von 15 Jahren erklommen hat?!

Richtig, ihr haben das natürlich von Anfang an gewusst! 

Ihr, die Wichtigen, die Hidden Leaders, die Peer Group, die Sparkling Gems of the Universe, die Schattenprinz:essinn:en, die "I knew it before everybody knews it" - People!

Ihr, unsere Hochverehrten, heiß-geliebten und zutiefst geschätzten Kund:innen.

Ihr habt das nicht nur gewusst, nein - ihr habt es sogar geahnt.

Ihr wusstet, dass von der ersten Sekunde an, ein Countdown laufen wird. Tick tack, stetig höhlender Tropfen abwärts ins Getriebe der fortschreitenden Zeitmaschine, weiter und weiter nach unten.

Wie bei einem Trichterspiel, in das man eine Münze schmettert, die voller Rotationskraft stolz und kräftig den Lauf antritt, immer weiter, immer engere Kreise ziehend, sich mehr und mehr dem Schlund in der Mitte nähernd, vibriert, fiebert, voller Hochgeschwindgkeit, wollüstig taumelnd dem Ende entgegen schliddert.

Und dann? Stille. Nichts. Am Nullpunkt angekommen.

Dem Meridian aus Fleisch und Blut, Kot verschmiertem Brillenrand der Gesellschaft fortschreitender Raserei, sich baden im Meer aus Jüngern, dem Volke so nah, hinter Panzerglas, Metall und Mauern. Aufgepeitschter Satan des Lichts streckt die Hand aus und fordert zur Urne zu schreiten! 

FCK AFD!

Ach, Ihr findet das Ei sei vor der Henne da gewesen?

Da können wir euch beruhigen, hier geht es zu unserem Jubiläums -Video.

An dieser Stelle vielen Dank an Florian Kehbel, der wie schon bei unserem Video mit Heinz Strunk und Bruce LaBruce meisterhafte Arbeit geleistet hat.

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ASSTRAYS
Bruce LaBruce

"As Erasure once sang, in their song "Love to Hate You," "love and hate, what a beautiful combination!"
I couldn't say it any better, and in fact, love-hate relationships are amongst my favourites - the feeling that you love and hate something simultaneously, or at different times, depending on mood.
Over the years I've had love-hate relationships with a variety of people, places, and things, including Madonna, New York, Baroque Architecture, the 80's, Paris, Morrissey, Cats, the Desert, Artichokes, Toronto, The Sound of Music, Bret Easton Ellis, Caviar, Communism, Gay Clones, Karaoke, Lesbian Separatists, Academia, and Rimming. Without love, the world would be a bleak and unforgiving place. But without hate, love would be meaningless. So don't take your pick, choose both! As Pope Ondine once said to me, „Hate is a great emotion - it's like taking a nice big shit." But as Anita Ekberg says in Fellini's "La Dolce Vita," when asked what she likes most in life, "I like lots of things, but there are three things I like most: love, love, and love.""

Jonathan Johnson

„Woke up in a motel room, I see the world dancing through glittering eyes. Raging floodwaters rush down the cliff at the foot of the Niagara River. Painful loneliness and yet sweet as honey! Gentle as the river at the end is my destiny without God. Light figures and shadow beings - in between I would like to say to you:

I love you!

Oh, you Saints and Sinners,
now take this collection and bring it to life!“

Inspired by the films “The Night of the Hunter” by Charles Laughton and “Niagara” with Marylin Monroe, the 4-person group, consisting of the Canadian filmmaker Bruce LaBruce, the German goldsmith Jonathan Johnson, the model and DJ Ewan Ferguson from Manchester and the sound composer and cameraman Florian Kehbel, set off from Toronto to Niagara Falls and then on to Port Elgin, on Lake Huron, the birthplace of Bruce LaBruce

The aim is to create a vision for this jewelry. A vision that Bruce LaBruce and Jonathan Johnson have shared for 14 years, a fascination for LOVE and HATE.

As in the movie “The Night of the Hunter”, this new collection aims to challenge the stereotypical attributes of good and evil.
In a world that is now almost completely ideologized, in which the supposed good is supposed to fight against evil, only more hate is created.

Part of the new collection therefore involves reversing gender roles and thus robbing them of their traditional functions.
The result is the essence of a road trip through south-eastern Canada, past strip clubs, luxury hotels, Mennonites, the endless expanses of this North American landscape and its urban structures.

Including a music video that amalgamates this 10-day journey into a short trip.

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From design to finishing, everything takes place in our workshop in the heart of Hamburg. On the one hand, this saves us unnecessary shipping routes to external producers and, on the other hand, we only produce as much as is really needed.

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We celebrate the modern school as an echo of the artistic big bang of the Bauhaus. A collection with the claim to create jewelry for eternity!

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